dasebeleren:

skeletalheartattack:

a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

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aqueerkettleofish:

caustic-light:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Not me, I am pirating It’s a Wonderul Life image by image by having absolutely frame perfect pausing skills.

A lot of effort for a work in the public domain, but I respect the hustle.

(via greencherub)

squeakadeeks:

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

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despazito:

I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola

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joshpeck:

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the term “i love to boggy” will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

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not-your-lawyer:

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“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

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captain-paperclip:

infectiouspiss:

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the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

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(via fartgallery)

lastvalyrian:

beemovieerotica:

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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

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3liza:

catgirlanarchist:

3liza:

ok I’m standing up

me when i’m the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

(via tyleroakley)

fractangle:

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

(via greencherub)

evilwizard:

beemovieerotica:

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remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

this could work. we never tried it

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